I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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