You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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