I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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