Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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