the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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