As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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