Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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