She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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