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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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