Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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