he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The struggles of a small town man whore
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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