so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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