I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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