did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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