yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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