i was born a porn star she said
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
