i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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