well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
