i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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