is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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