that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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