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The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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