Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
