I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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