Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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