So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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