you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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