dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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