I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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