one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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