sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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