Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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