Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You were trust falling into bushes
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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