college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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