This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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