He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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