I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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