it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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