That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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