I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Randomize
