I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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