ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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