I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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