she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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