that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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