I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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