That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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