SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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