Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
