Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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