Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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