You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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