YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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