is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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