I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
