I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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